"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
where are my eyebrows?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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