do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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