Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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