Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
