they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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