these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I think I just sharted jello shots
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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