this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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