When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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