I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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