literally had 100 drinks last night.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
