I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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