his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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