Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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