I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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