i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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