Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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