Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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