he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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