Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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