It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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