i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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