Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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