ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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