I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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