I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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