Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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