I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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