Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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