Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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