i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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