I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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