If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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