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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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