Dual....:-)
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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