you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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