Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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