I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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