I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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