I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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