Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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