Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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