i think my tv is drunk
I have demons in me.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
