i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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