she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
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go home
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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