In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Randomize
