So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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