So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
They have beer where we have blood.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
