i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We are two peas in an std pod
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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