You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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