I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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