I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
this beer tastes like vomit already
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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