her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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