listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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