if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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