i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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