I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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