I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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