I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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