i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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