Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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