I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.