About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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